is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i now understand why vodka
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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