Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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