im six kinds of drunk right now
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
