I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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