Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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