She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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