I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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