oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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