your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Randomize
