How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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