that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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