suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
YAS. BRING CRAB.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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