After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize
