last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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