Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
