S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
