their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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