i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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