If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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