Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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