Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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