come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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