so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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