If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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