I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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