just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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