i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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