I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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