HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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