when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
