we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
