butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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