Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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