Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
White coat. Heels.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
so much tequila, so little girl.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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