omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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