...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
