You made me cry and you don't even care
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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