God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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