Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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