You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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