walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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