who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
