Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think I am morally bankrupt
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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