dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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