tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
