shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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