Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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