she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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