About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how do flat chested girls get laid?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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