the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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