You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the condom got lost in my hair
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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